it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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