it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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