just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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