okay pat passed out under dana's car
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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