what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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