Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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