can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm sobbing to NWA
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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