Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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