are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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