ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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