He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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