I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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