Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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