i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
how can u be prego again
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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