WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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