Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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