D3 body, D1 cock
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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