Define "chronic" masturbator.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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