Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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