that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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