You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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