im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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