it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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