Im at strip club and am horny
My pussy is not your playground.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We need to get me chipped asap
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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