I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dignity is for republicans.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
