My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
