Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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