Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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