We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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