I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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