My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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