yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize