I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize