So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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