I want to stick my p in your. b.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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