he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I just want to make out with him forever
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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