Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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