I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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