Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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