false alarm. still invincible.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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