My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
This is classic penis vs brain.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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