How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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