somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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