break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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