Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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