I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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