I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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