She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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