My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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