Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm bleeding and have questions
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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