nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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