There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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