I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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