with your own penis?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Randomize
