Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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